
> > > Learn from the mistakes of others. You cannot live long enough to make them all yourself.
> > > Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am now.
> > >If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
> > > Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car. You get about the same results.
> > > The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
> > > Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
> > > Hips happen.
> > > An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who do not have small children.
> > > A mother's heart is a child's playroom.
> > > Anger is only one letter short of danger.
> > > Grandparents are like a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.
> > > God gave us two ears and one mouth.... so we should listen twice as much as we talk.
> > > There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.
> > > Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
> > > You know the only people in this world who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
> > > Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
> > > Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
> > > A child outgrows your lap, but never your heart.
****Mother Teresa said, "We can not all do Great Things, but we can all do Small Things with Great Love."
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